The Teary Wives Of Windsor

Diana was a princess living in a nightmare; Meghan is a nightmare living off a prince.

Watching the unveiling of the long-awaited Diana statue last week on what would have been her 60th birthday (and which even a super-fan such as myself had to admit looked like a cross-the-road-safely warning fashioned by a half-witted child) I couldn’t help but wonder what the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was thinking. Would she take time out between her stints at the soup kitchen and the homeless shelter to watch it on TV, tucked up in her £11 million in Montecito while her husband made the most of his flying visit back to his those white-supremacist systemic racists who call themselves the British Royal Family? It’s just my imagination, but I felt it might be somethi ...